Vaporwave Statue Unisex Organic Ribbed Neck Tee White T-Shirt

Unfold your aesthetic consciousness with the Vaporwave Statue Organic Ribbed Neck Tee, a clean white canvas wrapped in early-internet surrealism and Neo-Antique glitch theory. Featuring a classic Greco-Roman bust caught in a pixelated freeze-frame, this unisex shirt blends statuecore minimalism with the haunting beauty of JPEG decay and MIDI dream sequences.

This tee pays homage to the era of signalwave, mallsoft atriums, and the sacred geometry of broken UIs. Made from 100% organic cotton with a ribbed neckline, it's the uniform for those meditating on lost media aesthetics, post-vapor futurism, and the existential silence of a CRT-powered oracle.

🌀 Perfect for fans of:

Faux-classical vaporwave, baroque glitch, and data rot elegance

Dream Catalogue, Fortune 500, and Pure Life Records

テンテンコ glitch visuals, ambient sculpturewave, and decaywave philosophy

🌿 Ethically crafted with vintage softness
🎨 Designed for high-contrast layering or solo minimalist fits
🌐 Feels like: scrolling an ancient forum in 144p while listening to reverb-drenched flute loops

Ancient gods. Digital dust. Eternal vibe.
This is more than a shirt—this is retro-future mythology in wearable form.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), GRS (Global Recycled Standard), and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!