Pyramid of the All Seeing Eye Crying Bucket Hat
Keep your third eye shaded and your style sharp with the Cry of the Watcher bucket hat — featuring an embroidered pyramid with an all-seeing eye, shedding a single tear.
It’s cryptic. It’s drippy. Literally.
Made for the seekers, the skeptics, and the ones who know the algorithm is watching. Whether you’re lounging in the void or dancing in the sun, this hat’s got you covered (in multiple colors, too — because vibes change).
🌀 Details:
Embroidered eye-in-pyramid design, crying in existential clarity
100% cotton twill – breathable, durable, bucket-core
Available in a spectrum of colors to match your aura
One size fits most heads + egos
· 100% organic cotton twill
· Classic brim
· High profile
· One size fits most
· The organic cotton content of this product is certified under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
· The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
· Blank product sourced from China
Size guide
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A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
| One size |
24 |
3 ½ |
2 |
