This sweatshirt captures the bleak brilliance of our timeline — from primal ape to frantic consumer to slack-jawed descent. A visual punchline to the endless scroll and empty cart of late-stage capitalism. Inspired by dystopian satire, "Idiocracy" energy, and the kind of meme that hurts because it’s true.
🌀 Great for anti-corporate protests, vaporwave parties, or your next existential crisis.
🛒 Join the loop. Or break it.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
